So that 30 days of Christmas went well considering I actually did....one, yep, one of them.

Do do dooo! So I don't actually have anything to post about today. I just watched the Cat Daddy video. That was pretty cool. And just a little while ago I was watching Portlandia. It was way funny. Def making fun of all those hip and humble hipsters out there. I liked it. If I could find a fan page for it on facebook I'd probably like that too. I just want to go shopping like all the time but I'm so poor that I can't afford it. I think the last time I bought any clothing for myself was in like September...around Rachel's birthday. Yeah I think that really was the last time. I bought a jacket. Crazy right? I need to go shopping...I need jeans, shirts, sunday stuff, like some cool trendy stuff, a new coat that's actually warm, and some shoes. All of my stuff is just like old and stuff. Ugh...now I just really want to go shopping. What I really need is to go to the gym. That would be fun. I just checked my facebook and like everyone has way cool banner photos and I really want one. Mine is just me with my feet over my head touching the ground if that makes any sense at all and I just feel like way left out. I feel like Marcell the Shell but the second one when he's talking about nick names and how he wants one but he's not gonna like beg for one. That's how I feel about cool banner timeline photos. Sheesh I just really want to go shopping. I just can't get that off my mind. I'm like way tired right now but I don't want to go to bed but I seriously have like three things to do tomorrow and nothing to do right now. I'm so bored. I just keep typing, If anyone reads all of this I will be flattered/amazed. This is nothing like my other posts. This is straight from my brain and just typed. No editing at all. Wanna know the weirdest thing ever? This guy just added me as a friend and we had some legit friends in common so I accepted and then ten minutes later when I went to stalk him he had already deleted me. Cray cray right? Ok I just keep checking facebook and I'm getting way distracted. Anyway so I'm thinking this guy added me and then stalked me and thought "Ew, this chick is straight up weird. Delete!" or something along those lines and When I found out he deleted me I thought "Hey....:(" because he was cute and we had crazy random mutual friends who were all hot guys that don't know each other. Weird right? I kinda want to message him and be like "Hey remember when you added me and then deleted me like ten seconds later? Good times!" and just make him feel all awkward inside and super uncomfortable. Either that or he'd be like "WTFREAK?? Good thing I deleted her, she's weird!" Or then he'd add me out of pity and uncomfortable-ness. That would be funny. I'm not really going to message him though! That would be way creepy and I just don't have that kind of time! OR the lady-balls to do so! Well on that note! I'm done. If you read the whole thing leave a comment so I know.
K bye!

30 Days of Christmas: Day 1

OMG you guys. I have 9 people who follow my blog! I'm the coolest! I love you all!

Thanksgiving was just like so much fun! I could not stop eating pie. Now it's Christmas time!! Huzzah! And we we we so excited. We so excited.

What better way to start off the Christmas season than make up a ridiculous Christmas list! One a day, I say! So that make it...what...30 days until Christmas? K peeps, 30 Days of Xmas. 

Today I would like to put $1,000 on my Christmas list. I would also like to receive it in advance so I can actually buy people gifts this year. 

Happy Hanukkah! 

Questions and Answers

Sometimes in life you have to ask yourself questions. Questions like: "Why are the banks closed on Veterans Day???" and "Why doesn't anyone care that the banks are closed as much as I do???" 

Today, along with those two questions, I asked myself, "What is your dream job?" The answer, well let's just say there are many...but I've narrowed them down to these lovely few right below.

1) Miley Cyrus

Can this even be considered a job? I think so! Of course I would have made better life decisions so I would still be relevant, but that doesn't change the fact that I love her and I want to be a freaking pop star almost every day of my life. Oh and she no longer wears pants I guess...

2) Makeup Artist

I'm not saying I'm good at painting people's faces, but oh boy do I love it! Why do you think I wear so much makeup all the time??

3) Costume Designer/Stylist for Glee

Holy crap do they need help dressing those humans! Plus, I'm pretty sure Sam is the only one dressed like a high school student.

4) Travel Journalist

Just me and Rick Steves....

Any of these professions would be a dream come true! Keep in mind that a window designer for department stores, celebrity stylist, and fashion editor were all on the list too, but I didn't want anyone to think that I'm superficial...