30 Days of Christmas: Day 1

OMG you guys. I have 9 people who follow my blog! I'm the coolest! I love you all!

Thanksgiving was just like so much fun! I could not stop eating pie. Now it's Christmas time!! Huzzah! And we we we so excited. We so excited.

What better way to start off the Christmas season than make up a ridiculous Christmas list! One a day, I say! So that make it...what...30 days until Christmas? K peeps, 30 Days of Xmas. 

Today I would like to put $1,000 on my Christmas list. I would also like to receive it in advance so I can actually buy people gifts this year. 

Happy Hanukkah! 

Questions and Answers

Sometimes in life you have to ask yourself questions. Questions like: "Why are the banks closed on Veterans Day???" and "Why doesn't anyone care that the banks are closed as much as I do???" 

Today, along with those two questions, I asked myself, "What is your dream job?" The answer, well let's just say there are many...but I've narrowed them down to these lovely few right below.

1) Miley Cyrus

Can this even be considered a job? I think so! Of course I would have made better life decisions so I would still be relevant, but that doesn't change the fact that I love her and I want to be a freaking pop star almost every day of my life. Oh and she no longer wears pants I guess...

2) Makeup Artist

I'm not saying I'm good at painting people's faces, but oh boy do I love it! Why do you think I wear so much makeup all the time??

3) Costume Designer/Stylist for Glee

Holy crap do they need help dressing those humans! Plus, I'm pretty sure Sam is the only one dressed like a high school student.

4) Travel Journalist

Just me and Rick Steves....

Any of these professions would be a dream come true! Keep in mind that a window designer for department stores, celebrity stylist, and fashion editor were all on the list too, but I didn't want anyone to think that I'm superficial...

Halloweenie!

Well it's that time of year again....

If I were to dress up, I would most definitely be 

KIM KARDASHIAN

And this would be my costume.

LuLus $87

Phillip Lim Barney's New York $750

 

Jack Vartanian Barney's New York $6,560

And classic Kim hair and makeup (picture courtesy of Bing.com)

Rachel and Becca were going to be Khloe and Kourtney and they would be wearing something like this

Obviously.

How fab would we look?

The Epiphany (Not like Willow...)

If you're a Willow Smith fan then you totes get the title of this post. If not, well you better get to know that 21st Century Girl.

Today as I walked from my class back to the shuttle (yeah I know... I take the shuttle) I noticed two completely cellulite free legs walking in front of me. 

I could have punched her right in the face. 

Then it hit me!

I can almost have that too maybe!

So here is the plan, Stan! Get off the bus, Gus (and start walking maybe).

From here on out I will be less chubby! I will get a gym pass and remember to actually go, I will stop eating stuff mostly, and I will like it! 

I'll probably hate it, but I am going to try! Hooray!

We'll see how this goes.

Amber Riley

Who who who is this girl's stylist!?! I want to know!! 

She always looks amazing!! On Glee they put her in some pretty nasty stuff, but Amber Riley is always one of my favorites to see on the red carpet! Look at her!

I want/need/would kill to have someone dress me like this... you know, for all of those red carpet events I go to.

Also, will someone buy these (Wedges) for me and then we can do like a payment plan or something?

Fooz Ball

Well, it's that time of year again. 

Utah vs. BYU

I remember last year's game. I was at a show with my mom, aunts, and cousin Landon. 

While everyone else was enjoying the show, Landon and I were receiving texts from our siblings about the game. 

Good thing we sat in the back of the theatre, because when we found out who won, our arms were in the air, we were dancing a merry dance, and we were holding back SCREAMS of joy. I'm pretty sure our family noticed and gave us the stinky eye.

Oh well!

Go Utes.

If the Internet was my closet...

Good day to you! I know I keep blogging like errrrrrry day. I'm just trying to build it up and get it started though! Two things before I begin for real:

1: I love me a good roller backpack

2: Some crazy ginger in my music class asked our professor if jugglers in the Medieval times were like gypsies. I laughed out loud. LAWLZ!

Ok! Today I would like to steal  borrow a segment from my favorite blog! Sorry, but no, it's not yours! It's The Man Repeller! Holy jama llama do I love her! She's freaking hilarious so che-che-check it out! Ok the segment I'm borrowing is called "If the Internets Were My Closet." So here we go!

If the Internet was my closet I would be wearing (in order of layering):

Shirt: Alice +Olivia 

Dress: J. Crew $168

Belt: J. Crew $34.50

Boots: Frye $497.95

Earrings: Kate Spade New York $78

Watch: Michael Kors $250

Bangles: Nadri $63.90

Clutch: Tory Burch $365

I can only imagine how freaking beautiful this outfit would be! I would probably wear it everyday from now until November 30th. Any more and I think someone would think it was gross! The total cost for this outfit : Somewhere around $1500. A girl can dream! 

In the meantime, I will be wearing this:

That's right. I am now employed at Jamba Juice. As of one hour ago. Yay me!

Remember, go check out The Man Repeller. She will change your life!

Dopplegangers

Hi Jackie! Hi! How is your Tuesday going? Really? Man, I don't care! Mine has been great! My biology class was cancelled and I figured out who owns the super sexy black motorcycle at school! Hooray! 

Today's post will be on dopplegangers.

People tell me some pretty crazy stuff everyday, but my least favorite things to hear are who I "sort of" look like.

#1 Eva Longoria

Ok. I can kind of see it, but only when I'm super tan! I also can kind of see it because she's gorgeous and I wish I actually did look like her.

#2 Jordin Sparks

This one makes me giggle! Especially since the two people who told me said it was because of my eyebrows. Uh...good one?

#3 Rachael Ray

Ok. Finally one I can see! I think she's really pretty. (So you agree? You think you're really pretty?)

#4 Has to be my favorite though!!

EVA MENDES! Whoever it was that said this one really pulled it out of their butt.

That was fun! Remember kids, dopplegangers are all fun and games until you tell someone they look like this:

Follow this ish! Toodles!

Hey, I have a blog now! How fun is that?!

Hola!! Maybe that's the worst way to begin my blog. Whatever! Leave me alone! 


The other night a good friend of mine mentioned how great writing a blog can be for the soul. Therapeutic, even. He suggested I give it a try. Does this mean he thinks I need therapy? Probably. So! Let's get down to business, shall we?

I would like to begin with what is on my mind right now. 

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Don't judge me.

Holy mother, do I love this show! These women are my absolute favorite housewives (Jersey and New York run a close 2nd.) Kim is crazy, Kyle is rude (love her), Lisa is British, Adrienne is hilarious, Camille is growing on me, and Taylor bugs me. Don't get me wrong, I feel bad about what happened, but woman drives me up the wall! 


I don't know what it is about the Housewives shows! They hold a special place in my heart. Maybe it's the lavish lifestyle that is so incredibly ridiculous I cannot even begin to imagine what it would be like! I'm not jealous or anything.... 


Anywho! Thanks for reading! That is, of course, if you even made it to the end. The point of the story, watch this show. It's definitely worth it.


This was fun! Let's do it again sometime, yeah? 


Ciao!