Halloweenie!

Well it's that time of year again....

If I were to dress up, I would most definitely be 

KIM KARDASHIAN

And this would be my costume.

LuLus $87

Phillip Lim Barney's New York $750

 

Jack Vartanian Barney's New York $6,560

And classic Kim hair and makeup (picture courtesy of Bing.com)

Rachel and Becca were going to be Khloe and Kourtney and they would be wearing something like this

Obviously.

How fab would we look?

The Epiphany (Not like Willow...)

If you're a Willow Smith fan then you totes get the title of this post. If not, well you better get to know that 21st Century Girl.

Today as I walked from my class back to the shuttle (yeah I know... I take the shuttle) I noticed two completely cellulite free legs walking in front of me. 

I could have punched her right in the face. 

Then it hit me!

I can almost have that too maybe!

So here is the plan, Stan! Get off the bus, Gus (and start walking maybe).

From here on out I will be less chubby! I will get a gym pass and remember to actually go, I will stop eating stuff mostly, and I will like it! 

I'll probably hate it, but I am going to try! Hooray!

We'll see how this goes.

Amber Riley

Who who who is this girl's stylist!?! I want to know!! 

She always looks amazing!! On Glee they put her in some pretty nasty stuff, but Amber Riley is always one of my favorites to see on the red carpet! Look at her!

I want/need/would kill to have someone dress me like this... you know, for all of those red carpet events I go to.

Also, will someone buy these (Wedges) for me and then we can do like a payment plan or something?