November 26, 2011

30 Days of Christmas: Day 1

OMG you guys. I have 9 people who follow my blog! I'm the coolest! I love you all!

Thanksgiving was just like so much fun! I could not stop eating pie. Now it's Christmas time!! Huzzah! And we we we so excited. We so excited.

What better way to start off the Christmas season than make up a ridiculous Christmas list! One a day, I say! So that make it...what...30 days until Christmas? K peeps, 30 Days of Xmas. 

Today I would like to put $1,000 on my Christmas list. I would also like to receive it in advance so I can actually buy people gifts this year. 

Happy Hanukkah! 

November 11, 2011

Questions and Answers

Sometimes in life you have to ask yourself questions. Questions like: "Why are the banks closed on Veterans Day???" and "Why doesn't anyone care that the banks are closed as much as I do???" 

Today, along with those two questions, I asked myself, "What is your dream job?" The answer, well let's just say there are many...but I've narrowed them down to these lovely few right below.

1) Miley Cyrus

Can this even be considered a job? I think so! Of course I would have made better life decisions so I would still be relevant, but that doesn't change the fact that I love her and I want to be a freaking pop star almost every day of my life. Oh and she no longer wears pants I guess...

2) Makeup Artist

I'm not saying I'm good at painting people's faces, but oh boy do I love it! Why do you think I wear so much makeup all the time??

3) Costume Designer/Stylist for Glee

Holy crap do they need help dressing those humans! Plus, I'm pretty sure Sam is the only one dressed like a high school student.

4) Travel Journalist

Just me and Rick Steves....

Any of these professions would be a dream come true! Keep in mind that a window designer for department stores, celebrity stylist, and fashion editor were all on the list too, but I didn't want anyone to think that I'm superficial...